A very plain WASP-ish couple moved into a house that almost resembled my family's house. They seemed very content together but that would soon change. Over the course of the dream, the couple began to argue daily; the arguments were mainly started by the wife (Julia Sweeney from SNL)and ended with the husband (Jason Sudeikis from SNL)leaving. The wife started to grow distrustful of the husband, accusing him of adultery and other secret indiscretions which were not true. Eventually, the wife's grasp on sanity broke and she wanted the truth out bu whatever means necessary.
The husband come one sunny afternoon to see his spouse in the kitchen preparing chocolate pudding. She greeted him sweetly and calmly. Both alarmed but somewhat comforted by his wife's seeming serenity, he sat down at the table and began to sample from a bowlful of pudding already sitting in front of him. After one swallow, his body suddenly tensed. He began to sweat profusely. He opened the window to get some fresh air when he noticed little brown bear cubs in place of the usual neighbor stray cats staring up at him innocently while playfully waving their litle furry paws at him. In a panic, he rushed at his wife demanding answers. She greeted him with of a face of pure dementia. She let loose a crazed harangue of insults and accusations of his dishonesty, infedility and uselessness as a husband. All the husband could do was weep at the randomness of it all for there was nothing he could do remedy anything. The wife closed in him while he begged her to come to her sense. But to no avail.
I appeared in the house; apparently the couple was gone and I had just moved in. On the table was a big glass bowl of chocolate pudding. I looked out of the kitchen window and there were the little brown bear cubs standing on all fours staring back sweetly.
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